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Yikes dont do that!!! That headline scared me. No Beer? Re: Beer added to IgnorePlease, enough stress this time of year. Waking up and seeing that beer was added to ignore. My first thought is that the Government found something really bad in it, like a good time or a smile, anyway So, with the bad things I thought that beer was put on an ignore list. A new mandate that you had to meet certain criteria to buy beer. Weight, health, time of day, dents on car, red nose (sorry Rudolph)...all crazy things. I find it amazing what can actually run thru your mind in split second. Can you see it now, talk about stepping backwards into a time tunnel. Here I am a 50+ guy, chubby, lousy car, ,OK, wouldn't make the mandates on the list to buy beer. So, I am forced to be the guy, the guy hanging outside a 7-11 whispering to young kids,,,sppppf spppf, hey man here, d me a favor dude. ok Bro man, check it out,hook me up with some chillin 24's and you can pocket the change for your self. Can u believe this man,dey ain't going to hook me up cause they be freaking on me wit dat list. , they wont sell it to me, please c'mon man be cool, the games on and wifes away, oh the beeatch be out of the crib. c'mon bro, and jack up your system too, that thing is chillin, I know it got more juice in the speakers, kick in the bass amplifier and some home tracks, house tracks. Hey, my brother's best friends kid met 'The Situation' man when he was picking up his tricked out Bentley. You suck, you know that, I hope one day you get a beer belly and are hiding behind a dumpster with your own personal pile of slim Jim wrappers from a kind of beer stake out. Please....no headlines insinuating no beer, especially in the morning. The hair of the dog may still be barking..loudly and right next to my head, just out of arms reach...and no way I can move...yet. Staples |
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