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Ming Finally Gets In On The FunMing can boast of having all the attributes of your garden variety Congressperson, including, but not limited to, ignorance, willfullness and the all important, stupidity. As such, he feels amply qualified, or at least as qualified as they, to profer for your delectation, the fully funded Merciless Medical Plan. Close all overseas military bases and abort any active military adventures. The monies so saved fund the plan. Provide free medical school education to anyone, domestic or foreign who meets stringent academic standards. All graduates must practice in the U.S. or it's possessions for the first ten years, post graduation. Those practicing in rural or disadvantaged areas will receive a $200,000 per year, tax-free stipend. Hospitals are to be reimbursed by the plan for all admissions not to exceed 365 days. A $500,000 cap adjusted for inflation will apply to all malpractice suits. All physician fees will be market based whose only limit will be a function of the supply of physicians entering the workforce. All males attaining puberty will receive Provenge as prophylaxis whether they like it or not. Ming receives a lifetime sinecure as head of Health and Human Services, an office with cushy couch, wide-screen T.V. with free pay for view, one hot secretary and a do-not-disturb sign for the door. |
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Msg # | Subject | Author | Recs | Date Posted |
322265 | Re: Ming Finally Gets In On The Fun | Milemarker | 1 | 1/24/2010 2:53:10 PM |
322270 | Re: Ming Finally Gets In On The Fun | nightowl | 3 | 1/24/2010 3:29:05 PM |
322307 | Re: Ming Finally Gets In On The Fun | yhvhswitness | 0 | 1/24/2010 10:25:25 PM |