After our helpful history lesson from our funny-named friend (probably not for the reason he thinks), I have a little peek into history also.
"OK I'll type this slowly to help you understand..." http://www.investorvillage.com/smbd.asp?mb=3532&mn=2629&pt=msg&mid=952820
"Sure. I took a little too much for granted here. Again, typing s-l-o-w-l-y..." http://www.investorvillage.com/smbd.asp?mb=3532&mn=2647&pt=msg&mid=953286
"I guess Artie is confused. I'll type more slowly this time." http://www.webhostingtalk.com/archive/index.php/t-449739.html
(BTW, I vote hack joke but ASM and Bagley "both" seem to think its helpful)
Pretty coincidental from a posting sample size of only 15 ASM posts (13%) and 7 JB posts (14%). Some people just like to go with their old, standard material. You need to taylor more to your audience as any "strategic" messaging specialist should already know.