>"Do I detect a note of panic in the way these choagies' post?"
Hannibal, that question is just perfectly timed. In fact, NSS believers have a finely honed ability, and are ever-ready to "detect a note of panic" . Bob O'Baloney in his heyday was known to detect notes of panic by the dozens, daily. And over there on the NFI, excuse me, NOVS.PK board, they are still detecting notes of panic even now, as they also skillfully detect clues that NOVS.PK will become a "hundred banger" any minute now [which is what is required for them to be able to show their brokerage statements to their wives].
But there is always room for improvement. So here is my entry #4. Pass out intriguing "Free Personality Tests", with instructions to bring them to the "Deep Capture Org" to be scored. Once there, this apparatus is perfect for detecting notes of panic
, which is key to your operation.