For lying to me about the THREE percent Investor Checking that NEVER paid 3% and is now below almost any metric of yield so I have drawn the account down to JUST ENOUGH to not have to CLOSE it in case you ever do what you SAY and make it worthwhile to bring the balance up.
And THANK YOU for NEVER getting my god damned old address corrected in your labyrinth of departments so it only took a full YEAR to get you to comply with MY wishes and STILL I got a 1099 to the wrong address.
And THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for the constant reminders of your fine brokerage by sending me CORRECTED 1099's.
Stick it, Chuckie.
Try that for a slogan for a while.