Joe Biden continues to lead the pack (well, by now it's a herd) of Democrat presidential candidates, and he's just made it abundantly clear what it is that makes him different from all the others: his bloodlust and willingness to implement a "final solution" to handle those on the Right.Biden's declaration of war
was made during an address to the Moral Action Congress of the Poor People's Campaign (no, seriously
) following a question about what he would do as president if those darned Republicans obstructed his agenda like they did when Obama
had a super-majority. Yes, yes - we know
that the Republicans weren't able to obstruct anything, but just try
telling that to a Democrat.
At any rate, Battlin' Biden said when it comes to congressional Republican resistance, "there are certain things that take a brass knuckle fight,
" later snarling "Let's start a real physical revolution
if that's what you're talking about!" And he probably would have capped off the remark with a throat-ripping Howard Dean-style berserker scream
were it not for the likelihood that the shock might kill a number of geriatrics in the audience. Or at the very least, cause blowouts in their Depends.
It's hard for us to picture exactly what a Joe Biden revolution would look like, but we're pretty sure that hand-to-hand combat would be replaced with "hands-to-inappropriately-personal-areas" combat, and that members of the Biden infantry would stand on the balconies of their mansions shooting shotgun blasts into the air.
It's a terrifying picture, and we can only pray that the Moral Action Congress of the Poor People's Campaign will ignore Biden's calls for violence. And
change their ridiculous freaking name.FROM THE VAULT...