"Gee, folks, we want to sue your pants off, but can you help us do that, we can't seem to figure out how to do it ourselves?"

Now, in fairness to SCOX, I can't remember anything along the same lines, but, give them time. Clearly SCO and RIAA are taking lessons from each other.

How about all their attempts in the IBM case to avoid showing infringement?  The "you know what you stole" line they were playing that the judge compared to the security guard giving a shoplifter a store catalog to identify what he thinks is stolen?  Sounds a lot like SCO asking IBM to write up their complaint for them.