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Msg  45289 of 45589  at  7/23/2021 12:10:21 PM  by

2abetteryear


 In response to msg 45288 by  biolurker1
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Re: Pomerantz lawsuit

An old widow called up her law firm...

Receptionist: Goldstein, Feldstein and Rosenstein, can I help you?

Old lady: Yes, I'd like to speak with my lawyer, Mr. Goldstein.

Receptionist: Oh, mam, I'm sorry to inform you; Mr. Goldstein just passed away.

Old lady: Oh my.... thank you.

Five minutes later she calls back...

Receptionist: Goldstein, Feldstein and Rosenstein, can I help you?

Old lady: Yes, I'd like to speak with my lawyer, Mr. Goldstein.

Receptionist: Mam, I think I just spoke with you a moment ago. As I said before, Mr. Goldstein recently passed away!

Old lady: Oh my.. thank you.

A few minutes later, she calls back for a THIRD time...

Receptionist: Goldstein, Feldstein and Rosenstein, can I help you?

Old lady: Yes, I'd like to speak with my lawyer, Mr. Goldstein.

Receptionist: LADY, this is the third time you have called! I keep telling you, damnit, Mr. Goldstein is DEAD!!! Whey do you keep calling?

Old lady: Oh, I just enjoy hearing you say it.


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