Officer: May I see your driver's license?

 

Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.

 

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

 

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen?

 

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

 

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

 

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

 

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

 

Driver: Yes, sir.

 

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

 

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

 

Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

 

Captain: Whose car is this?

 

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car.

 

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

 

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

 

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

 

Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

 

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

 

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying son of a bitch told you I was speeding, too!