When I read the statements like 'this is a limited time opportunity' being 'presented to a selected special individuals like you', I check if my wallet is still in my pocket, and I don't read beyond that point.

 

Maybe I am not so cool to participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity.

Maybe I am old and boring. 

Maybe I am not here to feed the hungry, provide a shelter to homeless, or save the world.

 

Maybe...

 

But that's okay with me.