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OT OT - Friday Humor. The Kilt.This is a rare thing, a joke I've never heard before. In a Kilt shop in Edinburgh, the door opened and in walked an American tourist. 'Say, buddy! I want a family kilt made.' 'Certainly, sir, and what is your name? 'Pirelli.' 'Oh dear', said the assistant, after checking the tartan book. 'There is no such tartan!' ' 'I am willing to pay good money to go home in a Pirelli tartan kilt, fetch the manager.' The manager came and carefully listened to his insistence there was a PIrelli tartan. 'I must agree with my assistant, there is no such Tartan.' 'I am willing to pay 5000 pounds for a kilt.' Exclaimed the tourist! 'Oh, in that case, sir, we can arrange something. Miss Toner, get the roll of McIntyre tartan out and start measuring this gentleman.' 'But Mr Wallace.......' 'Now, now, my girl, it will do. Everyone knows Pirelli have been McIntyres for years.' |
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Msg # | Subject | Author | Recs | Date Posted |
47507 | Re: OT OT - Friday Humor. The Kilt. | go blue | 5 | 9/21/2018 3:02:46 AM |