Ming Discovers New Dating Site
It's called LUST (Loitering Until Stock Takesoff). Everyone is automatically compatible since, as we should already know, LUST is restricted to VHC shareholders.
Think of all the fun filled activities you and your new paramour can engage in. Fomenting demonstrations outside 1 Infinite Loop in Cupertino. Necking in Texarkana courtrooms while awaiting verdicts. Attending 49ers games and trying to guess which is our very own skybox. Best of all, learning conversational Japanese and Korean so as to be able to mix at cocktail parties for new licensees after they deplane.
A close reading of the agreement one signs on acceptance indicates members will be matched to ensure sustained compatibility only with those whose share count approximates their own. Ming has some difficulty with this requirement since that only leaves Kendall for his match and not only was Ming counting on someone no taller than himself but preferably of the opposite sex.