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OT Since we all drown in misery, here is a little humor...OTUSA: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead. AUSTRALIA: You have 2 cows. Business seems good. You close the office & go for a few beers to celebrate. JAPAN: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are 1/10 the size of an ordinary cow, and produce the milk of 20 cows. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called cowkimon and market them worldwide. CHINA: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. INDIA: You have 2 cows. You worship them. U.K. : You have 2 cows. Both are mad. FRANCE: You have 2 cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want 3 cows. GERMANY: You have 2 cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves. ITALY: You have 2 cows, but you don’t know where they are. You decide to have lunch. GREECE: You have 2 cows borrowed from French and German banks. You eat both of them. The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF. The IMF loans you two cows. You eat both of them. The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk. You are out getting a haircut. SWITZERLAND: You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. |
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10969 | Re: OT Since we all drown in misery, here is a little humor...OT | smartwidowlady | 0 | 8/25/2015 1:50:59 PM |