George Bush  

After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know  if Osama bin Laden is still alive', Osama himself decided to send George  Bush a letter in his own hand writing to let him know he was still in the  game.

Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of  coded  message:

         370H-SSV-0773H

Bush  was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides  had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could  solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, and then to  MI6.

Eventually they asked the Mossad (Israeli intelligence) for  help.

Within a minute the Mossad emailed the White House with this  reply:

'Tell the President he's holding the note upside  down.