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OT - Fliday Funnie tooA cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the High River Alberta, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone,but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Couple of minutes ago." answered the Cowboy. |
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