IRISH
COMPASSION
A man was
sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three
women, from England, Scotland and Ireland were walking past and felt
sorry for
the poor man.
The
English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No' so she
gave him
a hug and walked on.
The
Scottish woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so
she gave
him a kiss and walked on.
The Irish
woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked lad?' The man broke
into a big smile and said, 'no'.
She said,
'Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in. '